It’s a well known fact that putting Samson Exhaust on your motorcycle instantly gets you all the chicks.

The most effective styles of Samson Exhaust that attract women are most definitely Legend Series and True Duals. True story. So if you are a lonely man, or simply unhappy with the amount of chicks in your life, do yourself a favor and purchase yourself some Samson Pipes and strap them on your ride.

– Stan